"I am always sad, I think. Perhaps this signifies that I am not sad at all, because sadness is something lower than your normal disposition, and I am always the same thing. Perhaps I am the only person in the world, then, who never becomes sad. Perhaps I am lucky."
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated (via 13neighbors)
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
(via lordoftheinternet)
